- With two of the Sportsviters as captains, Jaysian's squad e-vited Chris's team to an old fashioned asswhooping, For whatever reason, Chris's team clicked yes. 

- There was a serious threat to Fuck Marist's distinction of being the only team in league history to shut out an opponent, but Chris's team finally scored their run in the bottom of the sixth inning. 

- Mike hit a home run, which was completely uncontroversial. Haha just kidding - shit got testy! Fusilli's long fly ball to left field was seen as a foul ball by members of Jaysian's Team and seen as a fair ball by Chris's Team, particularly by John, Ted's dad. Considering that Mike announced that he wasn't going to go back to batting again, the home run call stood. 

- wilson: "I haven't paying attention to the game at all so I can't do the game notes this week."

- Stealing continued this week, though this time players were unable to advance on a passed ball or wild pitch if a steal wasn't being attempted. Cruzer is so far leading in the stolen bases category, making him the league's Rickey Henderson, which means he'll be flipping the bird to Roger, Wilson, Flynn and whoever else was there that time at Shea eleven years ago pretty soon. 

- Mike was very upset at his play in left field, despite only really making only one error. His main focus of grief was failing to run down a Sergio fly ball. "I saw his OPS numbers going up as the ball went off my glove."

- Mark stole a base! Granted it was on a double steal, and the catcher was asleep at the time, and it was during a brief solar eclipse, and it was during the inning when we put the bases 15 feet from each other but still! 

- Slider struck Mark out, again. He also tried to bait Alvin to attempt an ill-advised steal attempt by calling Law a chicken, clucking like one and throwing the ball up higher and higher into the air, a la former Cubs relief pitcher Henry Rowengartner.

- Slider was picked off first by Nick while thanking Mark for not holding him on.

- On Mark's epic/glorious (epiglorious?) steal of second, Wilson did attempt to throw him out. Rather than sliding Mark decided to fall down after reaching second.

- Ted's dad John was better than half of us. He also helped form what we believe to be the oldest pitcher-batter matchup when he faced off against Nick.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Sergio Herrera EH 8 5 6 4 0 1 .424 Top 1: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 2: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Double vs. Adam Slider (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 9 4 5 5 1 0 .371 Top 1: Double vs. Jake Gold Top 2: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Triple vs. Jake Gold (3 RBI) Top 5: Popout (P-1) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Double vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Top 8: Reach on Error (E2) vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Flyout (F-7) vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jay Chrzanowski 8 2 5 5 1 0 .431 Top 1: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist (2 RBI) Top 6: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 7: Double vs. Adam Slider Top 8: Groundout (5-3) vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Cyborg Terry EH 7 2 5 5 1 0 .636 Top 1: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 4: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Single vs. Jake Gold (2 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 6: Popout (P-6) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Flyout (F-7) vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Single vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 6 2 1 2 2 3 .338 Top 1: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Double vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 7: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Strikeout vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pete (Materrorist) EH 9 5 6 2 0 0 .667 Top 1: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Jake Gold Top 2: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Double vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 7: Double vs. Joe Materrorist Top 8: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 7 4 3 1 0 0 .253 Top 1: Sac Fly (F-7) vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 3: Single vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Groundout (1-3) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Top 6: Groundout (6-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Hit by Pitch vs. Joe Materrorist Top 8: Popout (P-6) vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Double vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Uncle Nick EH 4 5 1 2 4 0 .389 Top 1: Popout (P-6) vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 5: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Top 6: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Hit by Pitch vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 8: Popout (P-6) vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Double vs. Adam Slider (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Piro Espinal EH 6 5 4 4 2 1 .308 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Jake Gold Top 3: Walk vs. Jake Gold Top 4: Single vs. Jake Gold (1 RBI) Top 5: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Jake Gold Top 6: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Top 7: Double vs. Adam Slider (2 RBI) Top 8: Single vs. Adam Slider Top 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Adam Slider Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 64 34 36 30 11 5 .563 2B: Sergio Herrera, HJ Kwon (2), Jay Chrzanowski, Mark Rubin, Pete (Materrorist) (2), Alvin Law, Uncle Nick, Piro Espinal. 3B: HJ Kwon. SF: Cyborg Terry, Alvin Law. HBP: Alvin Law, Uncle Nick, Piro Espinal. SB: Jay Chrzanowski (3), Cyborg Terry (2), Mark Rubin. Team LOB: 19

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Roger Cormier EH 4 2 2 1 1 0 .315 Bot 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 3: Hit by Pitch vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Bot 8: Walk vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz EH 5 0 1 1 1 2 .329 Bot 1: Popout (P-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 3: Groundout (3U) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Single vs. Uncle Nick (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 6 2 1 3 0 2 .410 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 3: Popout (P-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Flyout (F-7) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Home Run vs. Jay Chrzanowski (3 RBI) Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 6 0 1 0 0 3 .233 Bot 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Flyout (F-7) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jake Gold 4 0 1 3 1 0 .353 Bot 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 4: Groundout (4-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 7: Popout (P-3) vs. Uncle Nick Bot 8: Double vs. Uncle Nick (3 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider EH 6 0 2 0 0 0 .356 Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 4: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 5: Groundout (6-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 7: Single vs. Uncle Nick Bot 8: Flyout (F-9) vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman EH 5 2 1 0 0 0 .270 Bot 2: Groundout (6-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 7: Double vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log John (Ted's Pop) EH 5 2 3 0 0 1 .600 Bot 2: Flyout (F-9) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 4: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Single vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ted Dickhudt EH 5 1 2 1 0 1 .273 Bot 3: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Bot 8: Single vs. Uncle Nick Bot 9: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Uncle Nick Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 46 9 14 9 3 9 .304 2B: Jake Gold, Chris Coleman. HR: Mike Fusilli. HBP: Roger Cormier. SB: Roger Cormier (2), Wilson De La Cruz. Team LOB: 14

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Jay Chrzanowski (W, 7-2) 6.0 8 4 0 2 5 5.08 Uncle Nick (SV, 1) 3.0 6 5 3 1 4 9.00 Team Totals 9.0 14 9 3 3 9 3.00 2B: Uncle Nick (2). HR: Jay Chrzanowski. HBP: Jay Chrzanowski.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Jake Gold (L, 0-3) 5.0 16 15 6 6 4 10.00 Joe Materrorist 1.0 11 15 13 5 0 24.43 Adam Slider 3.0 9 4 3 0 1 8.59 Team Totals 9.0 36 34 22 11 5 22.00 2B: Jake Gold (2), Joe Materrorist (2), Adam Slider (6). 3B: Jake Gold. HBP: Joe Materrorist (2), Adam Slider.