Things to note while Blah

-The sole reason for this game—and, particularly, its draft results—was to test the “Team With Fewer Players Always Wins” theory. It was tested and, for once, it was proven false.

-Wilson’s vote for Stars: ***-CJ, **-Matero, *-Mike

-Mark defends his captaincy for the 4th time, giving him 5 wins as captain on the year.

-Since Thomas became a regular catcher, his team is undefeated.

-Insert something funny here.

-Brian hit his 30th career homerun, tying him with CJ for most homeruns all-time.

-Dean, a Matero cousin/doppelganger/twin, made his league debut. He made several catches in right field (for both teams), frustrating Wilson and Sergio to no end.

-CCCC, one of two players to go hitless on the day (Dean was the other), was the only player to not score a run. Invite to the stats party musta been lost in the mail…sorry CCCC!

-Serves he and Jaysian right for cheating on us with some random Twitter Sunday league. Cuckolds!

-Look out for Alvin’s feature-film debut later this week in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!

-I give zero fucks about the rest of this week, just awaiting Batman.

Notes courtesy of Brian:

-Joe Matero slides with jazz hands and/or spirit fingers and has perfect form.

-During Brian's first at bat, Jaysian promised to buy Brian his Wendy's after the game if Brian hit a home run during the game. Brian homered on the first strike he saw.

-Jaysian wasn't going to Wendy's, so in the ultimate DTRT, he attempted to hand Brian a wad of cash after the game to pay for it. Brian declined.

-Jaysian's pregame strategy was to draft as much pitching as he could, because pitching wins games. Well, maybe it does over the course of a series. He might not be good at drafting, but he's a great coach.

-CJ was real good.

-CJ knew that he had surrendered the all-time-record-tying home run in the first inning, and admitted after the game that he was "trying as hard as I could" to hit a home run off Brian in the eighth inning. The fence kept him in the park by about one foot, in the deepest part of the park in right center.

-On the drive to Wendy's, all the riders in Alvin's car, along with Alvin himself, attempted to get Alvin arrested by CJ for various traffic infractions. There was speeding, riding without seatbelts, and that moment where Wilson put his cell phone in Alvin's hand and then said to CJ (in the next car over) "ARREST HIM!!"

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Mark Rubin EH 7 3 2 0 1 0 .344 Top 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Popout (P-6) vs. Sergio Herrera Top 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Brian Mangan Top 9: Flyout (F-9) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 6 5 4 0 2 0 .438 Top 1: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Single (8-4) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 7: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Top 9: Groundout (6-3) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log CJ Medina 7 3 5 6 0 0 .556 Top 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (2 RBI) Top 2: Flyout (F-9) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Single vs. Brian Mangan (3 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pete (Materrorist) EH 6 2 3 2 1 2 .385 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Top 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Top 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 7 2 5 5 0 0 .470 Top 1: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 3: Popout (P-6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Groundout (9-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Top 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Top 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Home Run vs. Brian Mangan (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Corey EH 6 1 4 2 0 0 .400 Top 1: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 2: Sac Fly (F-9) vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 4: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 6: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Top 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Groundout (6-3) vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Dean (Matero) EH 5 1 0 0 2 3 .000 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Popout (P-4) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Popout (P-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Top 6: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Top 9: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Thomas Meade EH 7 1 2 1 0 0 .222 Top 1: Lineout (L-5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Popout (P-5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Top 6: Groundout (1-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Top 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Brian Mangan Top 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Brian Mangan Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 51 18 25 16 6 5 .490 2B: Mike Fusilli, Joe Materrorist, Corey. HR: Joe Materrorist. SF: Corey. Team LOB: 12

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Alvin Law EH 6 1 2 0 0 2 .377 Bot 1: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 1: Hit by Pitch vs. CJ Medina Bot 3: Groundout (6-3) vs. CJ Medina Bot 5: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 7: Popout (P-3) vs. CJ Medina Bot 9: Single vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera EH 7 0 2 2 0 1 .350 Bot 1: Flyout (F-7) vs. CJ Medina Bot 1: Single vs. CJ Medina (2 RBI) Bot 3: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 5: Flyout (F-9) vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Flyout (F-9) vs. CJ Medina Bot 8: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 9: Groundout (3U) vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz 6 2 2 1 1 1 .407 Bot 1: Single vs. CJ Medina (1 RBI) Bot 1: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. CJ Medina Bot 5: Flyout (F-9) vs. CJ Medina Bot 7: Walk vs. CJ Medina Bot 8: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 9: Groundout (4-3) vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 7 2 2 2 0 0 .316 Bot 1: Home Run vs. CJ Medina (2 RBI) Bot 2: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 3: Groundout (5-3) vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. CJ Medina Bot 7: Flyout (F-9) vs. CJ Medina Bot 8: Flyout (F-7) vs. CJ Medina Bot 9: Groundout (5-3) vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 5 2 3 1 0 0 .328 Bot 1: Reach on Error (E5) vs. CJ Medina Bot 2: Flyout (F-7) vs. CJ Medina Bot 4: Hit by Pitch vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 7: Double vs. CJ Medina (1 RBI) Bot 8: Single vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman EH 5 0 0 0 1 2 .233 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 2: Flyout (F-7) vs. CJ Medina Bot 4: Lineout (L-4) vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 7: Flyout (F-9) vs. CJ Medina Bot 8: Walk vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. EH 6 1 3 1 0 2 .333 Bot 1: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 2: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 4: Strikeout vs. CJ Medina Bot 6: Double vs. CJ Medina (1 RBI) Bot 7: Single vs. CJ Medina Bot 8: Popout (P-6) vs. CJ Medina Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 42 8 14 7 2 8 .333 2B: HJ Kwon, John B. HR: Brian Mangan. HBP: Alvin Law, HJ Kwon. Team LOB: 11

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA CJ Medina (W, 1-0) 9.0 14 8 4 2 8 4.00 Team Totals 9.0 14 8 4 2 8 4.00 2B: CJ Medina (2). HR: CJ Medina. HBP: CJ Medina (2).

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Wilson De La Cruz (L, 2-3) 4.0 14 9 8 1 3 8.83 Sergio Herrera 3.0 9 4 4 2 1 9.89 Brian Mangan 2.0 2 5 2 3 1 9.26 Team Totals 9.0 25 18 14 6 5 14.00 2B: Wilson De La Cruz (3). HR: Brian Mangan.