Things to note while wondering what it sounds like when doves cry:

-Game. Blouses. (captained by Davy) defeated Nothing Compares 2 U Getting Drilled in the Kidneys By Your Son aka Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Molinatonka aka Purple Rains? We Out (captained by Ruben Jr.) by a score of 15-7.

-In the 3rd inning, Mike hit a ball to center that was dropped by Jacob. On the ensuing attempt to throw a runner out at home, Ruben Jr received Jacob's relay throw and drilled his father, who was standing on the mound) in the ribs. Sr. kept looking disapprovingly at Jr. Related: Jr. later switched positions with Jacob and manned CF for the rest of the game. No word on whether Jr was rebuked in the name of Jesus.

-StatsCast had Ruben Jr's relay throw at 103 mph. 

-White people don't know what "We out" means. Fausto emailed the string on the morning of the game, having been assured of the excellent field conditions ::sideeye::, "We out" (meaning "we're leaving" or "we're on our way"). This led Bruce to believe that Fausto and Johan were flaking. Kaplan nor Matt knew what this meant too. A follow up discussion was had at Wendy's breaking down the syntax, context, associated meanings of "We out". The phrase, "for example, somebody told you to come do heroin/go to crackhouse..." was used far too many times for a family restaurant.

-Jacob is only 20 years old! Jordan is only 17! The majority of us will likely die before them. 

-Jordan had 3 walks and a 3-base hit. Illuminati.

-Purple Rains? We Out made an astounding twelve (12!) errors, more hits than they recorded at the plate. Game. Blouses committed only four errors. Wait a sec...twelve divided by four...three. Illuminati.

-Lake Molinatonka's top three in the order (Wilson/Ruben Jr/Jacob) combined to go 1-for-15 and were hitless until Jacob's single in the 9th.

-Everyone on Game. Blouses. recorded at least one hit except Brian. Their 2-5 hitters (Bruce/Davy/Fausto/Kevin) combined to go 13-24 and scored 11 runs. They had 3 consecutive hitters, beginning with the #3 hitter, (3-4-5 hitters) score 3 runs each. Illuminati.

-Kevin made a nice shoestring grab on Jacob's liner in the 3rd.

-Jacob made a nice running grab of Scott's floating liner down the left field line in the 5th.

-Johan showed up in the 6th inning.

-Brian Khoker played his 2nd career game with us, having debuted in 2014. He is 2-0 and opposed Wilson both times.

-Matt Tabalawi, friend of Bruce, first of his name, made his league debut. 

-James, from Sportsvite, returned after a year long hiatus. He spent most of 2015 recovering and rehabbing from a motorcycle accident in which he herniated at least 4 discs and suffered other injuries. His first plate appearance resulted in a bases-clearing double to right center. 

-The infield conditions were great (the prior night's [purple] rain softened the usually hard infield). The outfield grass was pretty wet though, slowing some of the more well hit balls. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ST. FRANCIS PREP.

-RIP Prince.

-Davy grounded into his first double play ever when his Fitbit watch thing fell off while he was running to first. Instead of getting to first and then picking it up, he stopped mid run to pick it up allowing himself to be doubled up. In the dugout we were talking to Matt about getting hit by a pitch and with Davy (who hit him) sitting right next to him he said it was nothing and he didn't even feel it (or something like that).

-Kevin Chau graciously drove Matt Gabalawi and me to Wendy's after the game in his minivan.  Then, to the 4, 5, and 6 subway stop in Brooklyn thereafter.

-After Ruben Sr.'s inning-ending double play in the 9th, Mike didn't realize the game had ended until he saw the opposing team stream out of the dugout to join the handshake line. "Why didn't any of y'all motherfuckahs tell me it was the 9th inning?",  he asked.

-In the span of less than 3 minutes, Bruce hit Wilson twice: first, in the leg with a pitch, then in the hand with an errant pickoff attempt.

-Davy broke the record for longest confirmed hitting streak at 34 games.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Wilson De La Cruz 1B 4 0 0 0 1 0 .222 Top 1: Groundout (3U) vs. Bruce Leto Top 2: Popout (P-6) vs. Bruce Leto Top 4: Hit by Pitch vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Top 7: Reach on Error (E1) vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Lineout (L-4) vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ruben Molina Jr. SS-CF 5 0 0 0 1 2 .286 Top 1: Flyout (F-7) vs. Bruce Leto Top 2: Strikeout vs. Bruce Leto Top 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Top 7: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Top 9: Groundout (1-3) vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jacob Molina CF-SS 6 0 1 0 0 1 .235 Top 1: Popout (P-6) vs. Bruce Leto Top 3: Lineout (L-8) vs. Bruce Leto Top 4: Popout (P-1) vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Davy Andrews Top 7: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Top 9: Single vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ruben Molina Sr. P 6 3 2 0 0 0 .500 Top 2: Single vs. Bruce Leto Top 3: Groundout (4-3) vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Single vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Davy Andrews Top 9: Groundout (6-3) vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini LF 3 1 1 1 2 1 .533 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Bruce Leto Top 3: Walk vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Popout (P-6) vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Single vs. Davy Andrews (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jordan Molina C 2 1 1 1 2 0 .333 Top 2: Walk vs. Bruce Leto Top 3: Walk vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Hit by Pitch vs. Bruce Leto Top 6: Popout (P-1) vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Triple vs. Davy Andrews (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fernando Guerra 2B 5 1 2 1 0 1 .231 Top 2: Single vs. Bruce Leto Top 3: Groundout (5-3) vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Single vs. Bruce Leto (1 RBI) Top 7: Flyout (F-7) vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Matt Gabalawi RF 3 1 0 1 1 2 .000 Top 2: Walk vs. Bruce Leto (1 RBI) Top 4: Strikeout vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Strikeout vs. Bruce Leto Top 7: Lineout (L-1) vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Hit by Pitch vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log James Parrilla 3B 5 0 3 3 0 1 .600 Top 2: Double vs. Bruce Leto (3 RBI) Top 4: Single vs. Bruce Leto Top 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Bruce Leto Top 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Top 8: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 39 7 10 7 7 8 .256 2B: James Parrilla. 3B: Jordan Molina. HBP: Wilson De La Cruz, Jordan Molina, Matt Gabalawi. Team LOB: 16

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Scott Bitterman 3B 5 0 1 0 0 0 .200 Bot 1: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 2: Popout (P-6) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 4: Lineout (L-6) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 5: Lineout (L-6) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Groundout (5-3) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Bruce Leto P-LF 6 2 3 1 0 0 .385 Bot 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 5: Popout (P-5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 7: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Davy Andrews SS-P 6 3 3 0 0 0 .438 Bot 1: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 7: Groundout (4-3) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fausto Guzman LF-SS 6 3 3 2 0 1 .333 Bot 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 4: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Double (E5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 7: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau CF 6 3 4 4 0 0 .500 Bot 2: Lineout (L-5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 4: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (2 RBI) Bot 6: Double (E4) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 7: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli C 4 1 1 3 1 0 .143 Bot 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Reach on Error (E8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 4: Flyout (F-9) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 7: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Double vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Kaplan 1B 4 1 1 0 2 1 .250 Bot 2: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 5: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Khoker 2B 2 0 0 0 1 2 .000 Bot 2: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Guzman EH-2B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .875 Bot 6: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 8: Single (E8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Andres Vargas RF 5 1 3 2 0 0 .357 Bot 2: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 5: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 6: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 46 15 21 12 4 4 .457 2B: Fausto Guzman, Kevin Chau, Mike Fusilli. SF: Mike Fusilli. Team LOB: 13

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Ruben Molina Sr. (L, 1-2) 8.0 21 15 10 4 4 7.96 Team Totals 8.0 21 15 10 4 4 11.25 2B: Ruben Molina Sr. (3).

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Bruce Leto (W, 2-0) 5.0 6 5 5 4 4 6.60 Davy Andrews (SV, 1) 4.0 4 2 1 3 4 2.57 Team Totals 9.0 10 7 6 7 8 6.00 2B: Bruce Leto. 3B: Davy Andrews. HBP: Bruce Leto (2), Davy Andrews.

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Ruben Molina Sr. P 8 1 2 0 0 Jordan Molina C 8 0 0 0 0 Wilson De La Cruz 1B 8 3 1 0 0 Fernando Guerra 2B 8 3 2 2 0 James Parrilla 3B 8 4 4 2 0 Jacob Molina SS 4 1 1 0 0 Ruben Molina Jr. SS 4 2 1 3 0 Kareem Husaini LF 8 0 0 2 0 Jacob Molina CF 4 1 0 1 0 Ruben Molina Jr. CF 4 3 0 1 0 Matt Gabalawi RF 8 1 0 0 0 Team Totals   72 19 11 11 0

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Bruce Leto P 5 1 0 1 0 Davy Andrews P 4 2 2 1 0 Mike Fusilli C 9 0 0 0 0 Mike Kaplan 1B 9 5 0 0 0 Brian Khoker 2B 6 1 1 0 0 Johan Guzman 2B 3 1 0 0 0 Scott Bitterman 3B 8 0 1 1 0 Davy Andrews SS 5 3 1 0 0 Fausto Guzman SS 4 1 1 1 0 Bruce Leto LF 4 1 0 0 0 Fausto Guzman LF 5 2 0 0 0 Kevin Chau CF 9 2 0 0 0 Andres Vargas RF 9 0 0 0 0 Team Totals   80 19 6 4 0