-We had a ridiculously late start, pretty close to 2:30-2:45. 

-Flakes included Laurence and his two people, Jose (though he emailed that morning) and Stephan (I dont know if he sent out an email or not). Losing 5 people the morning of the game seriously fucked us.

-Repeated attempts to recruit the little kids playing baseball on the basketball court by saying "hey kid, you wanna come play with me?"...failed. Miserably.

-An attempt to recruit the three Future Guidos of America on the adjacent field proved fruitless. Their mousse prevented them from gripping the bat.

-Luckily, there were about 10-14 people playing softball on one of the smaller fields and, after a decent sales pitch from Wilson, came over and saved our game. I was really proud that we got a game going after just sitting around and hoping people would drop from the sky (although that would be some ballin' ass shit). Yeah, my team and I lost, but I'm going to take solace in the fact that we got that game in.

-We still don't have the pitching lines for "Bad Managing, Top-Heavy Nastiness and wtf Nothing at the Bottom."

-Wilson somehow interfered with Sepulveda...who was behind him. I think that was the correct call, it was just a little confusing.

-Alejandro came back in a big way, going 3-6 with a double.

-Mike continues to be the worst person to draft if you want to win.

-Everyone on Wilson's Demise contributed to said demise by getting at least one hit.

-OMG TDK LOLWTFLMAOBBQ!!!11!11!!

-Nannan is the reigning Captain...but he will be abroad for the next three weeks.

-Sepulveda has never used the Shift key. Ever.

-Bryan's notes:

"guys, in the future, can we try to be a little better about keeping score? i'm guilty as well, since i missed scoring a couple of at bats...but there's really no reason why YOUR rbi's should be left in a girl's hands!! i tried my best with the rbi's but there are, by no means, accurate. therefore, can please just tell me (personally please...don't flood this shit with CCDs) how many rbis you had and also if i misstated your performance today? 

to whoever is putting together the full stats, we scored 20 runs, had 17 hits and you guys made 6 errors"