Things to note while taking a dump in the Blue Bay Diner and then puking on the field.

-Jesus Christ, Matero.

-A battle of two of the league's reigning captains (Christos v. Jose) resulted in the lowest scoring game in the history of our league. The teams combined for 5 runs, besting the previous lowest scoring game (ESC VII: GAS 6 v. Townsville 3). 

-BARF's dominant pitching combined to only allow one run and five hits while striking out 15. No one on No Shutout recorded more than one hit.

-Sergio made an awesome play in the 7th when he ranged to his right, made a sliding Rey Ordonez backhanded grab, popped up and threw Matero out at 1st. It was pretty excellent.

-On one of his moonshot fly outs to the other field at Cunningham, Mike had a stroke/conniption/rant. It was his 2nd fly out that would have been a homerun at Peck or any other field we've ever played on that's not Cunningham. Classic Mike.

-Sorry Mike.

-Speaking of Classic Mike, He went for the MF Doom special: 1-for-5.

-No Shutout scored its lone run in the bottom of the 6th when Mark hit a double--way over CJ's head--to deep, DEEP center, scoring Wilson.

-The fielding for both teams was VERY sharp. The teams combined to commit only 5 errors while only allowing one unearned run.

-Thomas, BARF's catcher, is the greatest catcher of all-time. Last week, he caught a shutout thru 7+ innings and, this week, a dominant combo performance from Christos and Cruzer.

-Sergio and Kevin had previously combined to strike out 4 times in 72 plate appearances. This week, they uncharacteristically struck out 4 times in 8 plate appearances.

-Kevin recorded an incredible 8 putouts in center and started a double play in the 9th.

-In the 3rd inning, Stephan was hit by a pitch but was not awarded 1st for failing to make an attempt to avoid it. This was in contrast to the 2nd inning when Stephan was awarded 1st base for not being hit by a pitch (though he remained adamant that the ball grazed his t-shirt). Wilson, fearing the much bigger Stephan, did not say aloud, "Cmooooon son, GTFOWTBS!"

-Christos struck out the side in 2 innings (the 5th & the 7th. 

-BARF pitchers only faced 8 batters over the minimum.

-The team with less players wins again!

-Slider flaked due to his lifelong struggle with Olditis.

-Roger is still retired.

-Cruzer came to Wendy's! And even bought more food to take home with him! Yay, Wendy's!

-Jaysian had to leave for a wedding, so the bottom of the 9th was played with Wilson--Professional Saboteur, fielding for BARF. Sadly, his skills of sabotage were not able to be utilized.

-Someone please print that business card for me.

-A bunch of us went out in Astoria after the game. Fun was had and such.

-Fuuuuuuuuck this.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Christos Plakas 5 2 2 0 0 2 .476 Top 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Popout (P-4) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 7: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 4 1 1 0 0 0 .333 Top 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Popout (P-5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jay Chrzanowski EH 5 0 2 2 0 0 .355 Top 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 4: Lineout (L-6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Popout (P-1) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log CJ Medina EH 5 0 2 2 0 0 .455 Top 1: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Double vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 4: Popout (P-6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Top 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 5 0 1 0 0 0 .421 Top 1: Popout (P-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 2: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 5 0 2 0 0 1 .451 Top 1: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 4: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 7: Groundout (6-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Angel (CJ) EH 4 0 1 0 1 1 .250 Top 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 7: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Stephan Fenty EH 1 0 0 0 3 0 .000 Top 2: Hit by Pitch vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 7: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Thomas Meade EH 4 1 0 0 1 1 .216 Top 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 5: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 7: Walk vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 38 4 11 4 5 5 .289 2B: Christos Plakas, CJ Medina. HBP: HJ Kwon, Stephan Fenty. Team LOB: 16

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Sergio Herrera EH 4 0 0 0 0 2 .386 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Flyout (F-7) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau EH 2 0 0 0 2 2 .480 Bot 1: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz 3 1 1 0 1 0 .444 Bot 1: Popout (P-5) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 3: Lineout (L-4) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Single vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin EH 3 0 1 1 1 0 .391 Bot 1: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Popout (P-1) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Double vs. Christos Plakas (1 RBI) Bot 9: Popout (P-4) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Rob Rizzi EH 4 0 1 0 0 0 .370 Bot 1: Single vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Popout (P-1) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 6: Groundout (1-3) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Reach on Error (E9) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 4 0 1 0 0 3 .349 Bot 2: Triple vs. Christos Plakas Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 2 0 0 0 2 2 .395 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Gabe Edelman EH 4 0 1 0 0 2 .250 Bot 2: Lineout (L-4) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Single vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Cornier EH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .182 Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman EH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .200 Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Bot 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 32 1 5 1 6 15 .156 2B: Mark Rubin. 3B: Brian Mangan. Team LOB: 9

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Christos Plakas (W, 3-1) 7.0 5 1 1 4 12 5.09 Jay Chrzanowski (SV, 2) 2.0 0 0 0 2 3 4.73 Team Totals 9.0 5 1 1 6 15 1.00 2B: Christos Plakas. 3B: Christos Plakas.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Wilson De La Cruz (L, 1-2) 9.0 11 4 3 5 5 6.41 Team Totals 9.0 11 4 3 5 5 3.00 2B: Wilson De La Cruz (2). HBP: Wilson De La Cruz (2).