Things to note while Reese laughs at how deep you play him.

-While Joe and Sergio drafted, Scumbag Joe left Pat off the draft list and was all, "oh oops, forgot about Pat…I'll take Pat!"

-Sergio made an awesome diving play at short to rob Dave of a hit and at least one rbi in the 6th. HOW DOES IT FEEL, DAVE?

-Teams combined for only 11 strikeouts, seven (7) walks and three (3) extra-base hits.

-Wilson, having relieved Cruzer (ha) in the 8th, hilariously gave up six (6) hits in two innings of "work" yet allowed zero (0) unearned runs. Still gets the loss, though. Sucker.

-Mark, Gabe, Akaash and French Pete are all in France, playing baseball together. Their stats will count, probably.

-Dave robbed everyone of extra-base hits by being super fast in center.

-Kevin hurt his hamstring and will miss some action in the coming weeks.

-ZOMG, Dave is a Space Jam Monstar and has robbed Kevin of his talent!

-Matero joins Gabe and Pepe as exalted reigning captains.

-Three (3) double plays were turned, two by Good Cu[n]ts and one by Phone-A-Friends.

-On the ride home, Mike got a flat tire after we ran over a fucking tire that was inexplicably left on the Bronx River Parkway. Front fender misaligned, some plastic shit from the undercarriage came off and WHO THE FUCK JUST LEAVES AN INTACT TIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. Mike and Wilson ghost rode the whip like a boss and changed his tire.

-Later, Wilson would arrive at his car only to find that it had been sideswiped and a rear wheel well crumpled.

-The latter two things were Sergio's fault.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Patrick Craig EH 5 2 2 0 0 0 .375 Top 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 3: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Lineout (L-4) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Christos Plakas EH 3 2 2 1 1 1 .447 Top 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 3: Double vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Top 6: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Strikeout vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 4 2 1 0 0 0 .407 Top 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 3: Groundout (6-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 6: Popout (P-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Reese Pereyra EH 4 0 4 4 0 0 .706 Top 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Top 3: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist 3 0 1 2 1 0 .417 Top 1: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski (1 RBI) Top 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 6: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 4 0 1 0 0 2 .361 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 6: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Dave Siso EH 4 0 0 0 0 0 .278 Top 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 4: Popout (P-5) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 6: Lineout (L-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Groundout (6-3) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pepe Moreno EH 4 0 1 0 0 2 .267 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 4: Popout (P-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 7: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Korean Kevin EH 4 0 1 0 0 1 .188 Top 2: Single vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 4: Strikeout vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 7: Flyout (F-7) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Stomo EH 3 0 1 0 1 0 .333 Top 2: Groundout (1-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 5: Walk vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 7: Groundout (5-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 9: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Cornier EH 4 1 1 0 0 0 .176 Top 3: Lineout (L-6) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 5: Groundout (6-3) vs. Jay Chrzanowski Top 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Wilson De La Cruz Top 9: Single vs. Wilson De La Cruz Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 42 7 15 7 3 6 .357 2B: Christos Plakas. Team LOB: 12

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Kevin Chau EH 5 0 1 0 0 1 .400 Bot 1: Flyout (F-8) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 2: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 6: Popout (P-4) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz EH 5 1 2 1 0 0 .341 Bot 1: Flyout (F-8) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 2: Groundout (4-3) vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Bot 4: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Single vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jay Chrzanowski 5 0 1 0 0 0 .373 Bot 1: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 2: Popout (P-5) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 4: Flyout (F-7) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Flyout (F-8) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 3 0 0 0 1 0 .326 Bot 3: Groundout (1-6-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 9: Groundout (5-3) vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera EH 4 1 1 0 1 1 .370 Bot 1: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 4: Popout (P-6) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Popout (P-5) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log John Krukas EH 5 1 2 1 0 1 .333 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 5: Lineout (L-5) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Double vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Bot 9: Groundout (1-3) vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. EH 3 0 1 1 1 0 .273 Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Double vs. Joe Materrorist (1 RBI) Bot 5: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 7: Groundout (5-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman EH 3 1 0 0 1 0 .227 Bot 2: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Reach on Error (E1) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 5: Lineout (L-6) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Groundout (5-3) vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fahad (Kevin) EH 2 0 0 0 2 2 .000 Bot 2: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan EH 1 0 0 0 1 0 .317 Bot 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Joe Materrorist Bot 8: Walk vs. Christos Plakas Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 36 4 8 3 7 5 .222 2B: John Krukas, John B. Team LOB: 13

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Joe Materrorist (W, 1-0) 7.0 7 4 3 5 3 6.92 Christos Plakas (SV, 1) 2.0 1 0 0 2 2 3.74 Team Totals 9.0 8 4 3 7 5 3.00 2B: Joe Materrorist (2).

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Jay Chrzanowski 7.0 9 4 4 3 5 6.00 Wilson De La Cruz (L, 2-5) 2.0 6 3 0 0 1 8.87 Team Totals 9.0 15 7 4 3 6 4.00 2B: Jay Chrzanowski.