Things to note while wondering which deli is better - Katz's or Carnegie. (the answer is Katz's you heathens.)
- Gabe's Chosen People defeated Slider's Maccabees by a handy score of 17-8. 
- Slider had the only other Jew present, yet couldn't secure victory. God is sad.
- Alejandro and Alvin led the offensive charge for Gabe's Chosen People. Ale was 4/5 with 5 RBI, while Alvin was 3/6 with 3 RBI. Neither of them is circumcised.
- Kevin was excellent on the mound. Completing six innings and only allowing six hits and six runs. He is circumcised. But not Jewish.
- John B was thrown out on the bases twice due to poor base-coaching. In the fifth, he was sent home after running from first to third by Scumbag Alvin and was tagged out by a good throw from Matero. In the eighth, he was tagged out at third trying to advance on a bad throw by Jaysian. He was also hit by a pitch. Monday is his birthday. Not a good birthday present.
- Gabe was clearly being a scumbag umpire in the latter innings.
- Matero made up for his lackluster offensive display with a nifty pitching performance in relief. Four innings, 1 unearned run, and three strikeouts.
- Wilson could not stop grounding out to Carlos. 
- Slider's Maccabees had a rough time getting any offense going. The 2-5 hitters were all scored two runs each, but went a combined 4/17.
- Despite the loss, Slider's team had more extra base hits than Gabe's, notching five doubles to Gabe's three.
- Korean Kevin, recently called up from AAA Jaysian's Friendlist, is progressing nicely with some good at bats and nice defense in right field. He also bought a bat that matches his shoes.
- Slider's team recorded zero putouts in LF or CF. 
- Five players were hit by pitches, and Jaysian narrowly avoided getting another HBP when he hung in there on a tough breaking pitch from Sergio. By "hung in there" I mean "didn't fucking move out of the way."
- Eric made some nifty defensive plays in both CF and LF, including robbing Slider of a hit in the fourth with a sliding (GET IT?) catch.

Add notes at your leisure. Happy Birthday, John B!

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Kevin Chau 4 5 0 1 3 1 .418 Top 1: Walk vs. Mark Rubin Top 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 6: Groundout (1-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Sergio Herrera EH 5 2 2 1 1 0 .375 Top 1: Flyout (F-9) vs. Mark Rubin Top 2: Single vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Sac Fly (F-9) vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 4: Groundout (1-3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Wilson De La Cruz EH 7 3 1 2 0 0 .338 Top 1: Popout (P-3) vs. Mark Rubin Top 2: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 4: Flyout (F-9) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Single vs. Mike Fusilli (2 RBI) Top 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alejandro Sierra EH 5 2 4 5 2 0 .576 Top 1: Single vs. Mark Rubin Top 2: Single vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Top 3: Double vs. Mike Fusilli (2 RBI) Top 4: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Single vs. Mike Fusilli (2 RBI) Top 7: Popout (P-1) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law EH 6 0 3 3 0 1 .367 Top 1: Double vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Top 2: Single vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Top 3: Groundout (4-3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 4: Single vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 5: Hit by Pitch vs. Mike Fusilli Top 8: Groundout (1-3) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Gabe Edelman EH 5 1 2 1 0 1 .375 Top 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Mark Rubin Top 2: Strikeout vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Single vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 4: Popout (P-5) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Popout (P-4) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 8: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. EH 3 1 1 1 2 0 .269 Top 1: Single vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Top 3: Walk vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Hit by Pitch vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 6: Popout (P-5) vs. Joe Materrorist Top 8: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Eric (JaySian) EH 4 1 1 0 1 0 .545 Top 2: Groundout (4-3) vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Hit by Pitch vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Single vs. Mike Fusilli Top 6: Walk vs. Joe Materrorist Top 8: Lineout (L-1) vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Argenis Rivera EH 5 2 3 0 1 2 .600 Top 2: Double vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Walk vs. Mark Rubin Top 3: Strikeout vs. Mike Fusilli Top 5: Single vs. Mike Fusilli Top 6: Strikeout vs. Joe Materrorist Top 9: Single vs. Joe Materrorist Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 44 17 17 14 10 5 .386 2B: Alejandro Sierra, Alvin Law, Argenis Rivera. SF: Sergio Herrera. HBP: Alvin Law, Gabe Edelman, John B., Eric (JaySian). Team LOB: 16

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Adam Slider EH 6 0 2 0 0 0 .434 Bot 1: Double vs. Kevin Chau Bot 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Groundout (5-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Lineout (L-4) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin 4 2 1 0 2 1 .330 Bot 1: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 2: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Popout (P-2) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Double vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Flyout (F-8) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli EH 4 2 1 0 1 0 .416 Bot 1: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 2: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Hit by Pitch vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Flyout (F-7) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joe Materrorist EH 5 2 1 0 1 1 .419 Bot 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 2: Popout (P-1) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Flyout (F-7) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log HJ Kwon EH 4 2 1 2 1 0 .337 Bot 1: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Bot 3: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Dave Siso EH 5 0 2 4 0 0 .357 Bot 1: Double vs. Kevin Chau (2 RBI) Bot 3: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 4: Double vs. Kevin Chau (2 RBI) Bot 6: Popout (P-6) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Popout (P-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Carlos Moreno EH 4 0 2 1 1 0 .261 Bot 1: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 3: Double vs. Kevin Chau (1 RBI) Bot 4: Popout (P-1) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 8: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Chris Coleman EH 5 0 0 0 0 1 .238 Bot 1: Groundout (6-3) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 3: Flyout (F-7) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Korean Kevin EH 5 0 1 0 0 2 .167 Bot 2: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 5: Lineout (L-6) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 9: Groundout (6-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 42 8 11 7 6 5 .262 2B: Adam Slider, Mark Rubin, Dave Siso (2), Carlos Moreno. HBP: Mike Fusilli. Team LOB: 14

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Kevin Chau (W, 2-1) 6.0 6 6 4 6 4 5.33 Sergio Herrera (SV, 2) 3.0 5 2 1 0 1 7.79 Team Totals 9.0 11 8 5 6 5 5.00 2B: Kevin Chau (4), Sergio Herrera. HBP: Kevin Chau.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Mark Rubin (L, 0-1) 2.0 7 8 5 3 1 9.00 Mike Fusilli 3.0 7 8 6 4 1 10.67 Joe Materrorist 4.0 3 1 0 3 3 10.50 Team Totals 9.0 17 17 11 10 5 11.00 2B: Mark Rubin (2), Mike Fusilli. HBP: Mark Rubin (2), Mike Fusilli (2).