About Joel
Debut: August 10, 2013
Recruited by Wilson De La Cruz via Sportsvite
Captain Record: 1-6 (.143)
What can one say about Joel that hasn't already been chiseled into stone? The impeccable pitch recognition he displayed in utero, the simultaneous meteor shower and seismic experience that accompanied his birth, that one diving stop he made last year--all have long since passed into legend.
What few know about are the quiet moments: The tender care he lavishes on Osvaldo, his pet sea anemone, massaging and reading to him morning and night; his insistence cooking breakfast for each of his coworkers every weekday; and the stirring likeness of Osvaldo he had tattooed on his belly. He really loves that fucking anemone.