After fielding a ground ball, Kevin tried and succeeded beat Kareem to first base starting from the “mound” instead of throwing to first. What a dick move.

Double douche play: With two outs in the 2nd inning, shortstop Christos dropped an Alvin pop-up because Mike was shouting that the infield fly rule was in effect, which as we all know is not the case with two outs. The third baseman Scott said that he did not go after the pop-up in the first place because Kaplan the baserunner pulled an ARod by shouting that he had the ball as he ran by. Mike later claimed that his shouting was just a bad joke. 

Kareem was the lone victim today of the infield fly rule. He muttered as he went to his dugout, “I still don’t know what the infield fly rule is.”

Mike said “fuck” in front of Fernando’s kid three times in 30 seconds.

Mangan erroneously believed a pitcher can get a win without pitching at least five innings.

Funk Master Flex Night.

After Christos explicitly said not to try to pick off Mike at first, Roger spectacularly failed at trying to pick off Mike at first, throwing it past the first baseman Thomas, leading to a run.

After being teammates for six games, Roger and Alvin were not on the same team for the first time this season.

Alvin and Johan are the remaining two players still in the running for the Pizza Party.

Bill was Kevin's first pick, which is funny considering that Bill broke down physically by the 6th inning. Kevin also drafted Thomas twice. The first time he picked Thomas, he then saw Scott and changed his mind. After Mike made his next pick, Kevin picked Thomas again. Dare we suggest, Shenanigans?!

Mike threw an inside pitch to Roger that Fernando the umpire was sure hit Roger in the back. The batter said he didn’t feel it. Mike then hit Roger in the back of the knee.

"Call us 'Mike sucks'." "Okay." "No wait...'MF Doom Sucks'."

Seven batters were hit by a pitch today, six of whom played on the losing MF Doom Sucks team. We hope that’s a game record.

Ruben Sr hit three batters in a row, which you would hope is also a record.

John B made his 2015 debut, both on the field and at Wendy's.

Mangan made his 2015 Wendy's debut, after missing all of 2014 due to a refined palate

Mike made his yearly proclamation that he will never pitch again. He later added that he might change his mind if we play at Hellgate.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Scott Bitterman 3B 6 2 3 0 1 0 .412 Top 1: Groundout (1-3) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Groundout (1-3) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 7: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 8: Popout (P-6) vs. Hector Perez Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Christos Plakas SS 7 1 2 2 0 1 .367 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Triple vs. Kareem Husaini (1 RBI) Top 4: Single vs. Kareem Husaini (1 RBI) Top 5: Popout (P-6) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 7: Popout (P-3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 8: Popout (P-5) vs. Hector Perez Top 9: Groundout (5-3) vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kevin Chau CF-P 4 2 1 1 2 1 .320 Top 1: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Groundout (6-3) vs. Kareem Husaini (1 RBI) Top 4: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Top 6: Strikeout vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Single vs. Mike Fusilli Top 9: Walk vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Guzman LF 5 3 4 3 1 1 .500 Top 1: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini (1 RBI) Top 6: Single vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Triple vs. Mike Fusilli (2 RBI) Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Thomas Meade 1B 3 2 2 0 3 1 .235 Top 2: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 6: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Mangan P-CF-1B 3 0 1 0 3 2 .375 Top 2: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 6: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Walk vs. Mike Fusilli Top 9: Strikeout vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Roger Cormier C 5 1 2 2 0 0 .367 Top 2: Flyout (F-7) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 3: Popout (P-3) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kareem Husaini Top 6: Hit by Pitch vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 7: Single vs. Mike Fusilli Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Bill Santelises 2B 1 1 0 0 2 1 .300 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ruben Molina Sr. EH-P-1B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .417 Top 6: Groundout (4-3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 7: Single vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 9: Flyout (F-9) vs. Mark Rubin Career Stats · Batting Game Log Ariel (Fausto) RF 5 3 2 2 1 1 .400 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Walk vs. Kareem Husaini Top 7: Home Run vs. Mike Fusilli (1 RBI) Top 7: Popout (P-1) vs. Hector Perez Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fernando Guerra EH-2B 6 1 3 4 0 2 .286 Top 3: Strikeout vs. Kareem Husaini Top 4: Single vs. Kareem Husaini Top 5: Double vs. Kareem Husaini (2 RBI) Top 7: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Mike Fusilli Top 8: Strikeout vs. Hector Perez Top 9: Single vs. Mark Rubin (2 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 48 16 21 15 13 10 .438 2B: Fernando Guerra. 3B: Christos Plakas, Johan Guzman. HR: Ariel (Fausto). HBP: Roger Cormier. Team LOB: 20

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Alvin Law C 3 1 0 1 2 0 .233 Bot 1: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Bot 2: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Brian Mangan Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Brian Mangan Bot 6: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Hit by Pitch vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Hector Perez SS-P-LF 5 0 2 0 1 0 .400 Bot 1: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Bot 2: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Brian Mangan Bot 6: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Flyout (F-7) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 9: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin 3B-P 4 0 0 1 2 3 .200 Bot 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Brian Mangan Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 6: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 9: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini P-CF-3B 5 1 0 0 0 3 .321 Bot 1: Popout (P-0) vs. Brian Mangan Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 5: Hit by Pitch vs. Kevin Chau Bot 6: Groundout (1U) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli CF-P-SS 2 1 1 0 2 1 .308 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 3: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 5: Hit by Pitch vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Walk vs. Kevin Chau Bot 9: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joel Hiraldo Comas LF 4 2 2 0 0 0 .385 Bot 2: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 3: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Popout (P-1) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fidel Santelises 1B 4 1 1 0 0 3 .250 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Single vs. Kevin Chau Bot 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Kaplan RF 4 1 1 1 0 1 .250 Bot 2: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 3: Popout (P-1) vs. Brian Mangan Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log John B. 2B-SS 3 2 1 1 2 0 .333 Bot 2: Walk vs. Brian Mangan Bot 4: Single vs. Brian Mangan Bot 6: Reach on Error (E9) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 7: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Kevin Chau Bot 9: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Cornier EH-2B 4 0 0 0 1 2 .000 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Brian Mangan Bot 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Brian Mangan Bot 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Kevin Chau Bot 8: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Bot 9: Strikeout vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 38 9 8 4 10 13 .211 HBP: Alvin Law, Kareem Husaini, Mike Fusilli, Joel Hiraldo Comas, Fidel Santelises, Mike Kaplan. Team LOB: 18

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Brian Mangan 4.0 6 4 0 3 7 5.00 Kevin Chau (W, 2-0) 3.0 1 1 0 3 2 6.00 Ruben Molina Sr. 2.0 1 4 4 4 4 9.82 Team Totals 9.0 8 9 4 10 13 4.00 HBP: Kevin Chau (2), Ruben Molina Sr. (4).

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Kareem Husaini (L, 0-4) 5.0 9 6 6 7 7 11.57 Mike Fusilli 1.2 6 6 6 5 1 19.64 Hector Perez 1.1 0 0 0 0 1 1.59 Mark Rubin 1.0 6 4 4 1 1 7.94 Team Totals 9.0 21 16 16 13 10 16.00 2B: Kareem Husaini. 3B: Kareem Husaini, Mike Fusilli. HR: Mike Fusilli. HBP: Mike Fusilli.

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Brian Mangan P 4 1 0 0 0 Kevin Chau P 3 2 0 0 0 Ruben Molina Sr. P 2 0 0 0 0 Roger Cormier C 9 1 0 1 0 Brian Mangan 1B 2 0 0 0 0 Ruben Molina Sr. 1B 2 0 0 0 0 Thomas Meade 1B 7 0 0 0 0 Bill Santelises 2B 5 0 0 0 0 Fernando Guerra 2B 4 2 0 0 0 Scott Bitterman 3B 9 2 1 0 0 Christos Plakas SS 9 1 3 2 0 Johan Guzman LF 9 1 0 0 0 Brian Mangan CF 3 2 0 0 0 Kevin Chau CF 6 1 0 0 0 Ariel (Fausto) RF 9 0 1 2 0 Team Totals   83 13 5 5 0

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Hector Perez P 2 1 0 0 0 Kareem Husaini P 5 0 2 0 0 Mark Rubin P 1 0 0 0 0 Mike Fusilli P 2 0 1 0 0 Alvin Law C 9 0 0 0 0 Fidel Santelises 1B 9 8 0 1 0 John B. 2B 7 1 1 0 1 Jose Cornier 2B 2 1 0 0 0 Kareem Husaini 3B 1 0 1 0 0 Mark Rubin 3B 8 1 0 0 0 Hector Perez SS 7 1 2 2 0 John B. SS 1 0 0 0 0 Mike Fusilli SS 2 1 0 0 0 Hector Perez LF 1 0 0 0 0 Joel Hiraldo Comas LF 8 1 1 0 0 Kareem Husaini CF 3 0 0 0 0 Mike Fusilli CF 6 1 0 0 0 Mike Kaplan RF 9 1 0 0 0 Team Totals   83 17 8 3 1