A new rivalry was born, as Hozai’s Lituation edged out 
Fausto’s FLIKADAWRIST 16-15

On a full count, with the bases loaded and two outs in 
the top of the ninth with the go-ahead run on second,
Bill blew a high fastball by Scott to end the game.

Bill is 20 years old. He wears glasses and does not look 
like his brother Hozai at all. He even wears a B on his 
hat for Bill, like Kevin does with his KC hat. 

Shoutout to Fernando for coming in clutch with the hotdog 
and ribs. We are almost positive that we didn’t burn the 
park down.

Joel pronounces Caribbean “carry-bee-anne.” 

Pete, Hozai’s guest, was highly suspected to be a cyborg. 
The biggest clues: Pete looked like he could play well, 
wearing a “Drop the Hammer” shirt; 
Hozai picked him first; Hozai hit him clean-up; 
Hozai had him pitch the first 
six innings. After seeing that only one of his runs was 
earned, maybe he was??????!?!?!

Slider, before the top of the 4th inning: 
“This is the top of the 5th, right?”

Slider, before the top of the 5th inning: 
“This is the top of the 6th, right?”

Poor Mark. His hair looked really cool though.

A week after Ruben hit THREE batters in a row in the last 
inning of the game, Sergio proceeded to open the first inning
with hitting THREE batters in a row. Is this 
some kind of record?

Lituation played the game under protest, claiming that 
Ruben Sr.’s 8th inning entrance
into the game as a pitcher when Mark, Scott, and Slider 
were available to be brought in in relief was wack 
and shit. Usually, if a team that protests ends up 
winning 
the game, they withdraw the protest. But Lituation 
technically 
didn’t do that, so maybe the league president will 
rule in 
their favor and have the game replayed! 
*fingers crossed*

Fun with boring scoring rules! We had our first catcher’s 
interference of 2015 when Joel got his grabby glove on 
Fausto’s stick. Joel gets charged with an error, but 
Fausto isn’t considered to have reached on an error, 
nor is charged with a time at bat. He gets charged 
with a plate appearance, but for the stats, it does 
not affect his on-base percentage. 

After throwing one strike to Kareem, Sergio took himself 
off the pitchers mound and Davy came in to relieve. 
He walked Kareem, and is the credited pitcher for 
the at-bat. The relief pitcher gets charged with the 
result of the at-bat when the count the relief pitcher 
inherits is no balls and one strike. Neat! For Sergio.

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Sergio Herrera P-SS 4 1 0 1 0 1 .250 Top 1: Groundout (2-3) vs. Pete Pistola Top 2: Reach on Error (E4) vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 5: Groundout (1-3) vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Sac Fly (F-8) vs. Bill Santelises (1 RBI) Top 9: Hit by Pitch vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Davy Andrews SS-P-RF 5 4 2 3 1 0 .500 Top 1: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Pete Pistola Top 2: Single vs. Pete Pistola (1 RBI) Top 3: Popout (P-5) vs. Pete Pistola Top 5: Walk vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Home Run vs. Bill Santelises (2 RBI) Top 9: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fausto Guzman CF 4 1 1 0 1 2 .346 Top 1: Catcher's Interference (E2) vs. Pete Pistola Top 2: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 5: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Top 9: Walk vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Johan Guzman LF 5 2 2 3 1 0 .487 Top 1: Flyout (F-6) vs. Pete Pistola Top 2: Home Run vs. Pete Pistola (3 RBI) Top 4: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 5: Flyout (F-8) vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Popout (P-4) vs. Bill Santelises Top 9: Walk vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mark Rubin 2B 5 0 1 2 1 4 .200 Top 1: Single vs. Pete Pistola (1 RBI) Top 2: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 6: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 8: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Top 9: Walk vs. Bill Santelises (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Scott Bitterman 3B 5 1 1 0 1 1 .364 Top 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Flyout (F-7) vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 6: Groundout (1-3) vs. Pete Pistola Top 8: Walk vs. Bill Santelises Top 9: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Adam Slider 1B 5 1 2 0 0 1 .273 Top 2: Flyout (F-7) vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Reach on Error (E3) vs. Pete Pistola Top 6: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 8: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Roger Cormier RF 4 2 3 2 1 0 .412 Top 2: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Single vs. Pete Pistola (2 RBI) Top 6: Popout (P-4) vs. Pete Pistola Top 8: Walk vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Alvin Law C 4 1 0 0 0 3 .206 Top 2: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Pete Pistola Top 4: Strikeout vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Hit by Pitch vs. Bill Santelises Top 8: Strikeout vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Fernando Guerra EH 5 2 3 2 0 0 .368 Top 2: Single vs. Pete Pistola Top 3: Single vs. Pete Pistola (2 RBI) Top 5: Groundout (6-3) vs. Pete Pistola Top 7: Single vs. Bill Santelises Top 9: Groundout (1-3) vs. Bill Santelises Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 46 15 15 13 6 12 .326 HR: Davy Andrews, Johan Guzman. SF: Sergio Herrera. HBP: Sergio Herrera, Alvin Law. CI: Fausto Guzman. Team LOB: 14

Batting AB R H RBI BB K AVG Thomas Meade 1B 6 1 2 2 0 1 .261 Bot 1: Groundout (5-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (2 RBI) Bot 5: Popout (P-6) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 7: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Popout (P-4) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Joel Hiraldo Comas C 5 2 3 1 0 0 .419 Bot 1: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 3: Single vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Reach on Error (E6) vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 5: Single vs. Davy Andrews Bot 7: Groundout (4-3) vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Fusilli CF 5 2 2 2 0 3 .323 Bot 1: Double vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 3: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Triple vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 7: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Career Stats · Batting Game Log Pete Pistola P-3B 3 3 1 1 1 0 .333 Bot 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 3: Reach on Error (E9) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Single vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 5: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Reach on Error (E5) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Kareem Husaini LF 3 0 0 0 1 1 .290 Bot 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 3: Flyout (F-9) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 5: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Flyout (F-8) vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Bill Santelises 3B-RF-P 2 2 1 1 2 1 .318 Bot 1: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 4: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Single vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jose Santelises SS 1 2 0 2 4 0 .200 Bot 1: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Sergio Herrera (1 RBI) Bot 4: Walk vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Walk vs. Davy Andrews (1 RBI) Bot 6: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Walk vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Mike Kaplan EH-1B 4 2 1 3 0 1 .250 Bot 1: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Hit by Pitch vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Flyout (F-8) vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Triple vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (3 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Piro Espinal 2B 4 1 0 0 0 2 .100 Bot 2: Groundout (5-3) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Reach on Error (E7) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 4: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 6: Strikeout vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Hit by Pitch vs. Ruben Molina Sr. Career Stats · Batting Game Log Brian Guerra EH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 Bot 2: Strikeout vs. Sergio Herrera Career Stats · Batting Game Log Jasiel (Andres) EH-3B-RF 2 1 0 1 2 0 .000 Bot 4: Flyout (F-8) vs. Sergio Herrera Bot 5: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 7: Walk vs. Davy Andrews Bot 8: Reach on Fielder's Choice vs. Ruben Molina Sr. (1 RBI) Career Stats · Batting Game Log Team Totals 36 16 10 13 10 10 .278 2B: Mike Fusilli. 3B: Mike Fusilli, Mike Kaplan. HBP: Pete Pistola, Kareem Husaini, Bill Santelises, Mike Kaplan, Piro Espinal. Team LOB: 12

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Sergio Herrera 3.1 6 11 4 2 4 10.67 Davy Andrews 3.2 2 1 1 7 6 8.80 Ruben Molina Sr. (L, 0-1) 1.0 2 4 2 1 0 11.57 Team Totals 8.0 10 16 7 10 10 7.88 2B: Sergio Herrera. 3B: Sergio Herrera, Ruben Molina Sr. HBP: Sergio Herrera (4), Ruben Molina Sr.

Pitching IP H R ER BB K ERA Pete Pistola 6.0 13 11 1 1 7 1.50 Bill Santelises (W, 1-0) 3.0 2 4 4 5 5 8.68 Team Totals 9.0 15 15 5 6 12 5.00 HR: Pete Pistola, Bill Santelises. HBP: Bill Santelises (2).

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Davy Andrews P 4 0 1 0 0 Ruben Molina Sr. P 1 0 0 0 0 Sergio Herrera P 4 0 0 0 0 Alvin Law C 8 1 0 1 0 Adam Slider 1B 8 4 0 0 0 Mark Rubin 2B 8 3 1 0 1 Scott Bitterman 3B 8 0 2 1 0 Davy Andrews SS 4 1 0 1 0 Sergio Herrera SS 5 1 2 0 0 Johan Guzman LF 8 0 0 1 0 Fausto Guzman CF 8 3 0 2 0 Davy Andrews RF 1 0 0 0 0 Roger Cormier RF 7 1 2 1 0 Team Totals   74 14 8 7 1

Fielding POS INN PO A E DPT Bill Santelises P 3 0 1 0 0 Pete Pistola P 6 0 2 0 0 Joel Hiraldo Comas C 9 0 1 1 0 Mike Kaplan 1B 7 4 0 1 0 Thomas Meade 1B 2 1 0 0 0 Piro Espinal 2B 9 3 1 1 0 Bill Santelises 3B 2 0 0 2 0 Jasiel (Andres) 3B 4 1 0 1 0 Pete Pistola 3B 3 0 1 0 0 Jose Santelises SS 9 2 1 0 0 Kareem Husaini LF 9 2 0 1 0 Mike Fusilli CF 9 2 0 0 0 Bill Santelises RF 4 0 0 0 0 Jasiel (Andres) RF 3 0 0 0 0 Team Totals   79 15 7 7 0