- Team Tom turned a TRIPLE F'N PLAY in the top of the 2nd inning. Frank lined a ball off of Tom's glove, then fielded by Harris at short who stepped on 2nd and threw to first for the second out. Flynn then threw to Roger at home, getting Mike (inexplicably attempting to advance on the throw) out by a mile. What the fuck.A TRIPLE PLAY.

-After the home run derby last week, only NotFro Mike managed to hit a home run this week.

-Afro Mike was the defensive star for Hot Sperm!, making a couple catches in deep left field and being an all-around standout cockstick.

-Larry and Tom were very effective starters, allowing no runs through their first 3 innings and each allowing only 4 runs total.

-What the fuck, a triple play. When asked what the fuck he was doing, Mike replied, "wait, there were no outs?"

-Jimmy turned a nifty double play in the 7th, fielding a hard one hopper then stepping on 2nd and winging it to first. Moments earlier, Harris hit a shot off the very top of the center-field fence that resulted in a single.

-According to Christos of the Christos Sports Bureau, Christos recorded his 300th career strikeout.

-Game time was roughly 2 1/2 hours, despite C-Rod's multiple excursions to the mound. The exasperated look on Larry's face was priceless.

-The ice cream truck did not come all game, only briefly making an appearance a half-hour before the game started.

-Wilson recorded the league's first save of the season, pitching 3 scoreless innings.

-Sixteen players/fans attended post-festivities at Wendy's, an all-time record*

-*This stat has been recorded since 7/28/07.

-Jimmy regaled us with tales of ESPN employee exploits. Sean Salisbury is a drunk. Dan Patrick is a man-whore and no longer works for them. One time, Jimmy was nearly bowled by John Kruk, ESPN's resident manbearpig. Skip Bayless is as much a douchebag off-screen as he is on. Numerous Brian Mangan parallels were drawn.

Steroid Rumors and Half-Truths:
-Larry and exhibited several episodes of roid rage during the game. Larry, upset with his delivery of a few pitches and the often unnecessary words of en/discouragement from C-Rod, slammed his glove hand into the ground several times.

-Harris' continued use of equine steroids is paying off, enabling him to evolve from a ground ball 0-4 hitter, to a line drive 2-5 or 3-5 hitter. One more rep at the gym and that ball would have gone out Harris, one more rep.