Larry said he'd be at the field by 1:30. He got there at around 3:30 with his friend Al. Bad Larry. BAD.

First pitch was at 1:47pm

Chris Rodriguez, Tom and Alejandro were among the notable absentees.

Bryan Harris and Jose made their pitching debuts, with different results.

JOSE!

No web gems of note.

Gabriel looked like a caveman when while shirtless he swung savagely at a pitch way over his head.

The Wendy's refill crisis has temporarily been resolved.

Kevin threw the Effis pitch a couple of times. During one at-bat he threw one to Roger on a 3-1 count that got over for a strike. Roger, too loudly, told the catcher and umpire he doesn't swing "at that weird shit". On 3-2 Kevin threw the exact same thing. Roger managed to bloop it over the second basemen for a hit.

Roid-rage moment of the week: Christos challenged Cohen to a fight becuase he told him to shut up. Cohen shook his hand and Christos then made fun of Cohen for doing that. Christos later got mad at Roger for taking a Wendy's nugget asking about what kind of society we currently live in.

Roger made two misguided baserunning plays, the most entertaining being a play at the plate where Roger collided into Jackson. Roger was out by a mile, and was tagged in the balls, but everyone asked if Jackson was okay. Yeah he was fine.

There was a debate over Roger interfering during a rundown between third and home. But only one or two fair/foul arguments!

In the first weather crisis of the season, the league came through and managed to take care of the puddles near the pitcher's mound and at home plate very efficiently, and in fact the batter's box was level for the first time all year.

Christos and Jackson offered Roger money to hit on women who accomanied Wendy's with their boyfriends. Roger declined.